Battle of egos
hiddle-stoned:

life-more-abundantly:

denyselfandfollowchrist:

spadeoface:

he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats



#DEAD

You don’t even understand, there are actual tears.

hiddle-stoned:

life-more-abundantly:

denyselfandfollowchrist:

spadeoface:

he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats

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#DEAD

You don’t even understand, there are actual tears.

a post about the subtitles on my harry potter vcd

jaymhensley:

so i found my old vcd-copy of harry potter and the chamber of secrets and… i don’t know what’s more entertaining, the movie or the subtitles.

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aipoms:

I feel like this is a very underrated scene in Pokemon

seahitlersheiress:

when people think eridan and karkat werent friends

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actually, karkat was trying to be friends with Eridan, since he was such a desperate fuck he was trying to help him out. Out of some sense of goodness or something. Their relationship was weird, tense and far from what I would call a friendship. This is one of my favorite gifs so seeing people use it to make fun of people who think differently kind of upsets me. I have nothing against people saying they were friends but staring intensely into the souls of the ones who say otherwise? Shit dude. 

tricotee:

these colors are really nice ok

tricotee:

these colors are really nice ok

glitchcity:

fuckyeahpokevillains:

voxsound:

EVIL TEAM BOSSES (WHO SHARE A FLAT FOR REASONS yet UNKNOWN) ON VACATION

this is the single greatest thing I have ever seen

I don’t even know anymore.

STONE LULLABY
Sleep wherever you happen to be,
All you kind, bitter, inspired ones,
You hands in the grass, lips in the shade,
You who are bleeding, you who are in love. 
Heal into the blue dream of the stone,
You living, you tomorrow assassinated, 
You dark waters under the white foam
And bridges stretched over emptiness. 
Cease herb, do not wither, 
Sleep marigolds as the stone sleeps,
Sleep all you sad, all you weary ones, 
Last bird, turn toward me.
Softly say this name,
And turn to stone in the air.
by Stevan Raičković

society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
woman: okay.
society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
woman: sounds awful. what's my second option.
society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
woman: still seems pretty awful.
society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
woman: well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
woman:
society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
woman:
society:
woman: i think i'll go with my third option.
society:
woman:
society: what third option?
woman: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

Here’s a “zodiac quiz” that I found floating around Tumblr :)

I saw it reposted 293847234 times, so I do not know the original source. However, we (Shit the Signs Say) did not create it. It’s totally for fun so don’t breakdown in a personal identity crisis if you don’t get your own sign ^_^

Twenty Five: Zodiac.

Listed below are (depressingly accurate) traits from each sign of the zodiac. mark off the ones that apply to you, and see which one you are most like. Use X if you completely agree and / if you somewhat agree.

ARIES. (MARCH 21 - APRIL 19)
[x] you have a tendency to not finish things you start.
[x] you are very conscious of what people think of you, and you let it impact you deeply.
[x] you’re impulsive and spontaneous.
[ ] you are very headstrong and hard to sway.
[x] you are more likely to take your own approach to something rather than go by conventional methods.
[x] you’re not afraid to say what you think, but sometimes you forget how what you think might make other people feel.
[x] you are young at heart.
[x] you love to experience new things, even though you bore of them quickly.
[x] you can be very jealous.
[ ] you know how to make the best out of any situation.
 8 /10

 

TAURUS. (APRIL 20 - MAY 20)
[ ] you are very possession-oriented, and have a hard time sharing your belongings.
[ ] you are extremely affectionate.
[x] you have great tolerance, and it takes you a lot to reach a breaking point.
[x] but when you do, it’s disastrous.
[ ] you like to take things slow and know what you’re getting into.
[ ] you have never been one for change.
[ ] you can’t stand to be challenged.
[ ] you have a firmly set comfort zone, and it irritates you when people tamper with it.
[ ] you are especially reliable, and you are always there for people who need you.
[ ] you always keep your promises without fail.
2/10

 

GEMINI. (MAY 21 - JUNE 20)
[ ] your dominant trait is absolutely your love of communication.
[x] you are naturally a very curious person, but since you flutter from one thing to another so often, you aren’t one to appreciate the deeper aspects of an experience.
[x] you are all about logic. things need to make sense to you.
[x] you are very restless and active, in both body and mind.
[ ] you tend to be two faced.
[x] you are a very critical person.
[x] you are a cynic.
[x] you thrive on change and hate being in the same environment for an extended period of time.
[x] once someone betrays you, you have difficulty trusting them again.
[x] you are very unpredictable.
8/10

 

CANCER. (JUNE 21 - JULY 22)
[x] who you are as a person is deeply affected by your childhood.
[x] you are very in touch with emotions, to the point where you can almost instantly tell how someone else is genuinely feeling.
[x] you need a place you can call your own, which is why you value ‘home’
[x] you love kids.
[x] you are very affected by other people’s problems, and have a knack for putting yourself in the shoes of other people.
[ ] you dislike confrontation.
[x] you have always valued your heart over your mind.
[x] you hate being told what to do.
[x] your moods are very fluid, as you are very sensitive.
[x] if you like someone, you accept them into your heart just the way they are.
9/10

 

LEO. (JULY 23 - AUGUST 22)
[x] you would move heaven and earth for the people you care about.
[ ] you would never consider yourself petty.
[ ] you are naturally a very generous person.
[ ] for you, there is nothing worse than losing.
[x] in arguments, you come across as stubborn and hot headed, but you just want to justify your actions and explain why you believe you’re right.
[x] you set very high, occasionally unreasonable expectations.
[x] your ego is the size of a small planet.
[ ] unlike Gemini, you dislike change, and would much rather have stability in your life.
[ ] one of your talents is making people feel special.
[x] you love being in the limelight, and it roots from a need to be appreciated.
5/10

 

VIRGO. (AUGUST 23 - SEPTEMBER 22)
[ ] you like to dream and fantasize, but in the grand scheme of things, you are realistic and won’t waste time on the impossible.
[ ] you know exactly what you want, you just don’t know how to get it.
[x] education is very important to you.
[x] all you really want is to feel useful.
[ ] you never lose your cool.
[x] you second guess yourself a lot, and majority of the time, you don’t think you’re good enough.
[ ] you don’t mind going the extra mile, even for people you don’t really know.
[ ] you are not overly emotional, and you sometimes perceive them as messy, embarrassing or even a weakness.
[x] you are deep and reflective.
[x] you would rather be lonely than settle for less.
5/10

 

LIBRA. (SEPTEMBER 23 - OCTOBER 22)
[ ] you are very laid back and you don’t mind a lot of things.
[x] you are fascinated with people, and you love to understand others.
[x] you dread hurting other people’s feelings.
[ ] you are very charming.
[ ] you would rather look at life through rose-tinted glasses than acknowledge the negatives.
[ ] you are very focused on balance. if someone pushes you, you will push them right back.
[x] you are indecisive.
[ ] you wish more people would give peace a chance.
[x] you become annoyed when you spot unoriginality in others.
[x] you will never forget to let the people you love know how much you care about them.
5/10

 

SCORPIO. (OCTOBER 23 - NOVEMBER 21)
[x] if someone tries too hard to control you, nothing will hold you back from rebelling.
[ ] you are vindictive.
[ ] you prefer to keep your feelings to yourself.
[x] you can see right through people when they lie to you.
[x] you can always be trusted with secrets. always.
[x] you are horrified of being made vulnerable.
[ ] you have complete control over your emotions. people only see what you let them see, and you prefer it this way.
[ ] you do not desire approval from anyone; you’re content to do your own thing.
[x] you can be pretty blunt.
[x] people often say you’re a mystery. ( PFFFFF )
6/10


SAGITTARIUS. (NOVEMBER 22 - DECEMBER 21)
[x] you’re a risk-taker. you’ve never been afraid to act on a hunch.
[x] you love to learn and gain knowledge. wisdom in general is something you find very, very respectable.
[x] freedom means the world to you.
[x] you’re not a dishonest person, and very rarely will you take advantage of someone to get what you want.
[x] a lot of people think you have a great sense of humor.
[ ] you are very carefree by nature, but occasionally you tend to be careless.
[x] you don’t freely hand out compliments, but when you do give them, you mean them.
[ ] you love a challenge. if something comes too easily, your interest in it will disappear.
[x] you are very enthusiastic about life.
[ ] you are generally upbeat and happy-go-lucky.
7/10


 
CAPRICORN. (DECEMBER 22 - JANUARY 19)
[ ] you are very reliable, but you have a hard time relying on other people.
[ ] you don’t know how to ask for help.
[ ] you finish everything you start.
[x] you hate making mistakes, no matter how small.
[ ] you don’t like talking about your deeper emotions, and you get really irritated when people try to make you.
[ ] you are far more complicated than people believe you to be.
[x] you may come across as harmless, but you are tough as a keg of nails.
[x] you like to be in charge of everything in your life.
[x] you always stand your ground.
[ ] a trait you hate to see in someone is vulnerability, and you might find yourself taking advantage of someone who tends to play the ‘victim’ role.
4/10


AQUARIUS. (JANUARY 20 - FEBRUARY 18)
[ ] emotions can be scary for you.
[ ] you are a walking contradiction. you want freedom, yet you want protection. you want to be alone, yet you want the laughter and adventures that only other people can bring you.
[ ] you are not the jealous type.
[x] you are an inventor. you live in today’s world, but think in tomorrow’s world.
[ ] you rebel for the sake of rebelling. you love to shock.
[x] you won’t change for anyone. someone must either take you as you are, or stay out of your path.
[x] you like to listen to other people’s opinions and views, even if you disagree. you aren’t at all unreasonable.
[ ] no matter how close you get to someone, there will always be a part of you reserved for yourself.
[ ] much like leo, you expect less than practical things of people.
[x] you’re more interested in being a friend than making more friends.
4/10


PISCES. (FEBRUARY 19 - MARCH 20)
[x] you are very artistic, to the point where you can’t keep it in. art is your life.
[x] you have no emotional boundaries. you feel practically everything.
[x] you are very, very open minded. you would never put anyone down because of their beliefs.
 
[x] you have your head in the clouds maybe too often.
[ ] you want a fairytale romance.
[ ] sometimes you tend to see things less as what actually happened, and more as what you wished happened instead.
[x] if you’re excited about something, you become a dog with a bone. you could talk about it all day.
[x] you are capable of surprisingly biting sarcasm.
[ ] you have a hard time accepting criticism.
[x] you hold onto people who are bad for you.
7/10


My Result:
 Cancer
My Actual Sign: Aries

tricotee:

Anonymous asked:

Will you tell me a bedtime story about the Midnight Crew and the Felt? With lots and lots of blood?

ok once upon a time, the Midnight Crew had broken into Felt Manor and were shooting up the place and knocking down clocks and being a real nuisance.
on an offshoot of the…

newtrino-s:

It’s been a looooong time~….

newtrino-s:

It’s been a looooong time~….

letmetelluabouthomestuck172:

BA DUM TSS. (He should seriously be a Comedian.)
(Note: For whoever know the Amazing owner, please tell me. I’ll credit them. :) )

letmetelluabouthomestuck172:

BA DUM TSS. (He should seriously be a Comedian.)

(Note: For whoever know the Amazing owner, please tell me. I’ll credit them. :) )